Monday, August 8, 2011

Love Sex Men

How to make a man feel special
Between you and I, it is not such a big deal being a man. Maybe it was a big deal few hundred years ago when men were ruling the world and the households, but now? Except for sexual entertainment for straight girls, they have no other significant use. They should pray nature doesn’t make all of us bisexual because in this case they are gonna be extinct. We can do everything they do nowadays, we can even have children without their help. We can keep some good ones for breeding in special facilities, collect the DNA from time to time and we are done.  No more drama in our lives.
Meanwhile, while men are still running free and we are not all bisexual, we should try to make them  feel useful and good about their manhood. For example, everytime you must open a can, check if you have any man around you and if so, you can ask for help: "Hey, be a man and open this for me". If you have no man around you, just open it by yourself, it is ok. Anyway, we are genetically scheduled for doing harder things in our lives, like giving birth.
Remember, you can also make a man feel special if you have to open a jar or reach for something on an upper shelf or if you must carry a bag of groceries. Trust me, they will feel irreplaceable and some will get so arrogant about it that they will treat you like shit just because you have to put up with it otherwise, who on Earth will open the jars for you? In this case, stop using jars/cans, buy a stool to reach the upper shelves and get another man.There are plenty out there.

How to make a man be loyal to you
Feed him. This is how you get any pet’s love and undivided attention. Men, just like dogs, will always come back  where the hot meal is. Meanwhile, they might stray like there is no tomorrow but you just want them to be loyal, meaning to always come back home after playing outside. Feed him and you will have him home by dinner every day.  If this is what you want, ok, do it. It actually works. That guy, Pavlov, proved it.
But, if you want from a man to start straying as late as possible, the secret is not to feed him. First of all, show him what you got in bed, on the floor, in the shower, all over the house. If he claims he is hungry, order something. Pizza delivery got faster and faster these days. When you think he already likes and appreciates what you gave him in the other rooms, you can show him your skills in the kitchen. Let it be a surprise. Tell him it is the first time you cooked so he will think you are a natural. Sex him first, cook for him after. Otherwise, you will be just like his mother. Whom, I am sure, he deeply loves and no woman will ever be as good as she is but keep in mind that he doesn’t have sexual desire for her. So, figure out your priorities.
Bottom line is that you cannot make a man loyal, you can just hope for the best. If he is not loyal, it is ok, he is not irreplaceable. Now go get yourself one (man) and practice.

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